Which Alfa Romeo 147 1.6 mod was the most ridiculous?

Modding your car is a hobby for many enthusiasts, and sometimes these mods can go from subtle improvements all the way to outrageous changes that make your car look and go like a completely different machine. As a relatively sporty looking compact car, the Alfa Romeo 147 1.6 has probably been modified a fair amount in its time. Whether these mods will make the car better than its inherent qualities, or too much, or even absurd, remains to be seen. The goal here is to find out what are the most extreme, and most unusual, or most bizarre modifications that owners have done to their 147 1.6s. They could be outlandish body kits or bizarre paint jobs or absurd performance enhancements or whether or not they suffer from any other modifications that'll give you pause. How have you seen people personalize or 'improve' their Alfa Romeo 147 1.6 in some of the craziest ways?